nervous-bitch:

psychictwat:

nervous-bitch:

psychictwat:

Shut up

papatulus:

chaotic-neutral-gay:

gayscreaming:

papatulus:

dumbasian:

John Green is dead.

i thought he died years ago from an unlubed chicken tender

It’s not even may 31st yet….

consider this a warning

beesforpresident:

no-items:

beesforpresident:

Yellow with black stripes
Six legs
Antenna
Compound eyes
Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

What kind of zebra…

baadviibesss:

northern-casual:

Sex is great but have you ever fell asleep holding the love of your life?

No thanks for reminding me

peri-dont:

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

intergalacticboner:

me: hey mom look what i got

mom: it better not be a frog

me: